Events

Welcome to Queen’s Creek!

Thanks for visiting me at today’s event!

You’ve activated the Introvert Escape Portal.

Here’s a quick quiz to see if you’re in the right place.

True or False?

You’ve peopled enough for the day, but your FOMO is causing as much anxiety as the possibility of having to make eye contact with anyone else.
You don’t have time to stand in line, but still want to get signed books.
You’re already over budget and/or your bag is too heavy and/or your shelves at home are likely to collapse under the weight of One More Book…but an ebook might be an acceptable alternative if you can avoid another engaging sales pitch.
You want to know more about me and my books, but at least one of the previous points is true.

If you answered true for any of the above, continue to the links and select the one that fits you best.

(If none of those apply to you, close the portal, and we’ll just pretend this never happened, okay?)